What do you do at Black Star?
I proselytize about the union between humulus lupulus and horcleum vulgare.
Where are you from?
I was born in a cross-fire
And I howled at my ma in the
Your favorite beer on tap?
My favorite beer was Conceit—I send subliminal messages to the powers that be to resurrect the beautiful brew.
The part of working at a cooperative would be…?
The free flow of ideas, the opportunity to lear all facets of draft systems and brewing, and obviously all my extremely attractive and talented coworkers.
Who is the Zodiac Killer?
It is still today an unresolved case.
Do you have a favorite WWII military commander/USO entertainer?
Robin Williams (you’re still missed).
If you were a gladiator on the show American Gladiators, what would your name be?
It would be my adult film star handle: Micky Rustwood.
When was the last time you cried at the movie theater?
Her, to the point of apologizing to the strangers sitting next to me whom i made vividly uncomfortable.
Where on this big green and blue earth do you think all the rich people are stockpiling the happiness?
On Leo DiCaprio’s yacht or perhaps they’re just as unhappy and unfulfilled with their lives of mediocrity, but with rich people problems.
Why’s everybody acting so funny?
- Global Warming
- False idols
- Pharmaceuticals (or the dependence on modern pharmaceuticals)